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MOLECULAR HORSIEMIEAT BABYFOOD: THE WORST HEAVY METAL LPs OF ALL TIME

How many “best of” lists have you seen so far this year? At least 3,691, right? In recent months we’ve been treated to every living critic’s idea of what's hot in their field, ranging from the Top Ten books, films and records to the most-favored corn chips, plastic rain hats and manner or duration of painful death.

July 2, 1985
Rick Johnson

MOLECULAR HORSIEMIEAT BABYFOOD: THE WORST HEAVY METAL LPs OF ALL TIME

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Rick Johnson

How many “best of” lists have you seen so far this year? At least 3,691, right? In recent months we’ve been treated to every living critic’s idea of what's hot in their field, ranging from the Top Ten books, films and records to the most-favored corn chips, plastic rain hats and manner or duration of painful death. All this and cult soft drinks!

Choosing the worst of anything is a whole different story. Only slime will disagree with you, and nobody else really gives a damn. The whole process is as E-Z as the one I use on the trashy buildup situation here since I wised up and got myself a dependable, free garbage disposal. Wind, I call it.

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