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TURNER OVER? There once was a writer called Gregg Turner. He chose to write bad things about a group called the Godz. This occurred in a METAL CLOSE-UP magazine. His picture is now hanging in a biker hang-out (on an Angry Samoans album). We are on the look-out.
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TURNER OVER?
There once was a writer called Gregg Turner. He chose to write bad things about a group called the Godz. This occurred in a METAL CLOSE-UP magazine. His picture is now hanging in a biker hang-out (on an Angry Samoans album). We are on the look-out. We here in Columbus, Ohio, loved the Godz. This Gregg Turner is now in danger, because we will destroy him if he ever shows up in Columbus. We have notified certain police and S W A T, team people. They are on our side. Woody Hayes, he is on our side. We also told Lou O'Neill, Jr. He is also on our side. Microwave Ted Chestnut Wepking Doug "Slaughter” Bryntello Columbus, Ohio
(And if we know Lou, he's right behind you.—Ed.)
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