BRITMETAL: Vermin Hunting
Sleep with vermin and you wake up with fleas. We’ve warned you, but do you listen? We’re talking to YOU. Apollonia. Erstwhile pal of Prince, one-time darling of David Lee Roth, concubine of the sublime, and now? Rubbing up, we hear, to Robbin Crosby of Ratt.
BRITMETAL: Vermin Hunting
Sylvie Simmons
Sleep with vermin and you wake up with fleas. We’ve warned you, but do you listen? We’re talking to YOU. Apollonia. Erstwhile pal of Prince, one-time darling of David Lee Roth, concubine of the sublime, and now? Rubbing up, we hear, to Robbin Crosby of Ratt.
Enough to make her mentor hide his head under his sequined jacket in shame? Oh? Someone nicked it? At a party? And what were his minders doing? Making plans to beat up the entire population of Britain, that’s what.
Tell everyone in Britain I will never be back/' murmured Prince after popping over here for an awards show (useless! Wham! beat Queen in the Best Rock Group category. How could they do such a cruel thing with Brian May reportedly “inspired” by the sweet butt-wiggling duo?) and getting No Respect. Not from the show’s DJ host who said something rude about his mumbling; not from Holly of Frankie Goes To Hollywood