Meet Fiona. She has a new hard rock LP available at your local record store, and we’d just like to say that we think she looks absolutely mahvelous! In fact, we dare say that we can’t think of a better looking woman in all of rock ’n’ roll. What the hell—in all of femaledom, for that matter. Fiona invites you to “Hang Your Heart On Me’’ on her new LP, and this is a wonderful invitation. She also states that “Love Makes You Blind’’—and we’d like to mention that love isn’t the only thing that can make you go blind. As such, we recommend that you stop looking at Fiona’s picture immediately—before it’s too late!