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THE INCREDIBLE DISAPPEARING FACES!

There is only one way to acquire a face, but there are many ways to lose your face. Common ways tp lose face, of course, include forgetting your wallet on a date, vomiting at your in-low's dinner table and editing this magazine. It's come to our attention, however, that there's been a recent plague of totally unnatural—one might even say bizarre—ways of losing one's face.

June 3, 1985

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THE INCREDIBLE DISAPPEARING FACES!

There is only one way to acquire a face, but there are many ways to lose your face. Common ways tp lose face, of course, include forgetting your wallet on a date, vomiting at your in-low's dinner table and editing this magazine. It's come to our attention, however, that there's been a recent plague of totally unnatural—one might even say bizarre—ways of losing one's face. The inexplicable phenomenon has started witha few luckless rock stars, but what gurantee do you have that you—or your loved ones—aren't next??