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THE INCREDIBLE DISAPPEARING FACES!

There is only one way to acquire a face, but there are many ways to lose your face. Common ways tp lose face, of course, include forgetting your wallet on a date, vomiting at your in-low's dinner table and editing this magazine. It's come to our attention, however, that there's been a recent plague of totally unnatural—one might even say bizarre—ways of losing one's face.

June 3, 1985