ELIXIR of Goodness!
What a spot! Due to stringent truth-in-packaging laws, the government is forcing us to print the ingredients of Boy Howdy, the venerable king of good-rockin’ beers! Largely deriving its tempting flavor from the whittling shavings of good-natured Appalachian loafers, the stuff is aged in a barrel o’ monkeys and sweetened with the tears of children laughing at the antics of amusing circus clowns.
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ELIXIR of Goodness!
What a spot! Due to stringent truth-in-packaging laws, the government is forcing us to print the ingredients of Boy Howdy, the venerable king of good-rockin’ beers! Largely deriving its tempting flavor from the whittling shavings of good-natured Appalachian loafers, the stuff is aged in a barrel o’ monkeys and sweetened with the tears of children laughing at the antics of amusing circus clowns. So buy a whole lot, OK?
