“Just tell me this, all you rock ’n’ roll fans—how would you like to put your little babies down in Duran Duran’s lap?”

—Rowdy Roddy Piper (Glasgow, Scotland). “Let’s just say this—I’d sure love to be the Marshall Dillon of the rock ’n’ wrestling connection.”

—Hulk Hogan

(Venice Beach, California).

“Lemme tell you something—the only thing wrestling and rock ’n’ roll have in common is that, by and large, the fans of both are morons. ”

—Handsome Dick Manitoba

(Bronx, New York).