NEW BANDS: WHEN WILL IT END?

Good lord! How many more new bands can there be? If you’re like us, you'll spend a great deal of time remembering the prophecies of Nostradamus—who certainly means much to all of us here at ROCK-SHOTS! In one of his better known tracts, the great Nostra predicted that all new bands would end by the beginning of 1985—so what the heck went wrong?