Send all your hot ’n’ heavy love letters, vicious hate mail, warped comments, and tamper-proof food products to: MAIL Dept., CREEM Magazine P.O. Box P-1064 Birmingham, Ml 48012 THIS ONE GOES OUT TO COMMUNIST RUSSIA! Bonjour Editors de Creem, I’m not French, but I sure fooled you!
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Send all your hot ’n’ heavy love letters, vicious hate mail, warped comments, and tamper-proof food products to:
MAIL Dept., CREEM Magazine P.O. Box P-1064 Birmingham, Ml 48012
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO COMMUNIST RUSSIA!
Bonjour Editors de Creem,
I’m not French, but I sure fooled you! I want to commend you on your hilarious captions under the pictures. That’s what really makes your mag “America’s Only Rock ’N’ Roll mag.” By cracky—you the greatest. I love your ads on Twisted Sister, Ratt, Motley Crue and bands like that. Incidentally, I hate metal groups. One thing I was particularly not impressed with in your Jan. ’85 issue was Billy Squier’s poor—very poor—imitation of Madonna! I am an American in Canada, yet I must continue to Yoo-Hoo!
D.P.
Trois-Rivieres, Quebec
Canada
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Although this takes more time than it is worth, may I quote?
“Little Richard: Frutti Cutie!”
“Freddie Mercury released...just to spoof Gary Glitter! Talk about a battle of the titans!”
“...the Boy’s return salvo consisted of having ‘several Israeli bodyguards’ to follow the Frankies everywhere they went, including the, uh, facilities. Listen, George, that might not exactly have been construed as punishment...”