Hey There Georgie Boy
It’s a tough life in today’s pop world. In these dark days of decreasing sales, with tight-fisted conservative little brats putting their pocket money into savingsand-loans instead of assuring the propagation of the limousine, stars are being forced into moonlighting to make ends meet.
Hey There Georgie Boy
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Sylvie Simmons
It’s a tough life in today’s pop world. In these dark days of decreasing sales, with tight-fisted conservative little brats putting their pocket money into savingsand-loans instead of assuring the propagation of the limousine, stars are being forced into moonlighting to make ends meet.
You’d have probably never heard of their humiliations—Steve Perry doubling as a duck decoy, Simon Le Bon standing in for the braindead—if it wasn’t for all the attention given to singer and part-time cop Boy George. Don’t know what all the fuss was about: Ozzy’s been enticing lowlife out of the woodwork for years. Anyway, dozens of mean offenders who’d evaded justice for years came crawling out of their lairs at the promise of Dinner With Georgie.
Nine out of ten criminals prefer Boy George (it’s true! In a British TV documentary about psychiatric prisons, one inmate with BG pix all over his cell turned very nasty when the guards took away his make-up.)