CREEM'S 1985 DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS
Pardon us, but may we interrupt your Coffee Pleasure for a moment, dear reader? No, this isn’t the last load call at your laundromat. Nothing that exciting. It’s just time once again for CREEM’s semi-annual Dubious Achievement Awards. What is a Dubious Achievement?
CREEM'S 1985 DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS
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Rick Johnson
Pardon us, but may we interrupt your Coffee Pleasure for a moment, dear reader? No, this isn’t the last load call at your laundromat. Nothing that exciting. It’s just time once again for CREEM’s semi-annual Dubious Achievement Awards.
What is a Dubious Achievement? Is it like having £d McMahon and Dick Clark play a practical joke on you during prime time television? Sort of. And what, pray tell, do you win?
It won’t get you any network exposure and you don’t “win” anything! Ain’t that the American Dream? What yog do get is made tun of before thousands of people who think a beet farm is a place where they grow drummers.
■ ’ Get the picture? OK, if you’re not too Jbusy toying with the very i idea of an ’’infinite number of ski packages,” we beg to submit CREEM’s . 198S Dubious Achievement Awards. Be there I, or be outerwearlfS}
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