ASK DOC SEX-THE HEAVY METAL PH.D!
Hello, faithful readers, and welcome to the regular new column by rock’s leading expert on perversion and good times, Dr. Sex. This month she is answering questions about the role of sex in heavy metal. “My role in heavy metal??!!" she asked innocently when given this topic.
ASK DOC SEX-THE HEAVY METAL PH.D!
Laura Fissinger
Hello, faithful readers, and welcome to the regular new column by rock’s leading expert on perversion and good times, Dr. Sex. This month she is answering questions about the role of sex in heavy metal. “My role in heavy metal??!!" she asked innocently when given this topic. “Why I haven’t been on the road with a heavy metal band for a long time, honey. ” When we explained it to her, she laughed for 10 minutes. “Honey, that’s like asking what role the touchdown plays in the game of football. ” We certainly hope that Dr. Sex scores with you readers. Not literally, of course.
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Dear Dr. Sex: What’s the difference between sex and heavy metal? Are they the same thing or what? My school won’t allow us to talk about either, and my parents don’t want me to have anything to do with ’em, ever. —Confused.