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TWO BY TWO!

From Adam & Eve to Adolf & Eva, Sonny & Cher, John & Yoko, Jed & Granny and Boy George & Marilyn, the most interesting couples have always come in twos! That is, pairs! What we mean is couples! (Hey, we’re talking logic here!) So an ode to the joys of coupling: Roses are red, violets can be found in Munich, if God didn’t want couples.

February 3, 1985

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TWO BY TWO!

From Adam & Eve to Adolf & Eva, Sonny & Cher, John & Yoko, Jed & Granny and Boy George & Marilyn, the most interesting couples have always come in twos! That is, pairs! What we mean is couples! (Hey, we’re talking logic here!) So an ode to the joys of coupling: Roses are red, violets can be found in Munich, if God didn’t want couples. He’d have made us all eunuchs!