SHOCK OF THE... NEW BANDS!

They're new! They're bands! And, in sum, they're actual new bands! Why are they here? Probably to make millions of bucks from folks like you and me! But, hey—why should we care? Everyone knows that the only thing worth living for is good ol', rock-'im-&-sock-'im, power-popPin', heavy metal ROCK 'N' ROLL!