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IT HAPPENED ON STAGE BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

Bands are hitting the stage harder than ever these days and, boy, do their hands ever hurt! That wood is real hard! Tak about tensile strenqth!! Are musicians just mad at wood? What’s wood ever done to them, anyway?? Face it, we're just talkinq cellulose here; maybe a little lignin, too.

February 3, 1985