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So you thought Van Haien were merely lusting after well-built instructor Boy, are you out of it! Seems that-ever since shooting their classic edcuation video—the guys have talked about nothin' but learning Edward memorized Moby Dick—backwards!

February 3, 1985

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So you thought Van Haien were merely lusting after well-built instructor Boy, are you out of it! Seems that-ever since shooting their classic edcuation video—the guys have talked about nothin' but learning Edward memorized Moby Dick—backwards! Brother Alex has actual, correct several errors in Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity! Michael Anthor successfully cloned every higher mammal and discovered a planet bey the orbit of Pluto!! David Lee Roth?...he's now able to recite four the common vowels! But not in order!!