WHEN IN DOUBT; COUPLE!
Rock stars-what're ya gonna do with 'em? They probably can't read. They definitely can't write. Why, some of 'em are so far gone, they can't even do the hootchie-coo! The one thing they can usually manage is to seek each other out and pose for pictures!
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WHEN IN DOUBT; COUPLE!
Rock stars-what're ya gonna do with 'em? They probably can't read. They definitely can't write. Why, some of 'em are so far gone, they can't even do the hootchie-coo! The one thing they can usually manage is to seek each other out and pose for pictures! For some too-disgusting-to-even-imagine reason, they seem to reinforce each other in front of the lens. It's kinda like seeing double...
