ATTACK OF THE PENCILNECK GEEKS!
Ladies and gentlemen...our next match is a one-fall tag-team event.
QUIET RIOT Condition Critical (Pasha) TWISTED SISTER Stay Hungry (Atlantic)
by Gregg Turner
“Ladies and gentlemen...our next match is a one-fall tag-team event. On my left, at a combined weight of 736 lbs., here is, the TWISSSS-TED SISSSSS-TER...And now, making their way to the ring to my right, at a combined weight of 626 lbs., they wear the quadruple-platinum light heavyweight championship belts, they ARE the champions, here is, the QUII-ET RIIIIIII-OT...”
“Oh my goodness, WOW! Listen to that crowd, 25,000 packed to the rafters are going absolutely crazy as the Quiet Riot enters the ring! Vince McMahon here along with my friend Lord Alfred Hayes for yet another installment of Heavy Metal Wrestling as presented by the World Heavy Metal Wrestling Federation. Tonight we’ve got a barn-burner, a most unusual event in the WHMWF, a socalled Make-Up vs. Mask Match. 1 tell you Lord Alfred, this bout promises to be all of th'e rock ’n’ roll bloodbath the fans have been waiting weeks to see.”