WHAT CLUB? Since you’re the only magazine who prints letters that aren’t even worth reading, I decided to write and join the club. Creem of the Crop Ukiah, CA AGE OLD INQUIRY I’m writing to you because writing is one of the only things I’m allowed to do right now.
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WHAT CLUB?
Since you’re the only magazine who prints letters that aren’t even worth reading, I decided to write and join the club.
Creem of the Crop
Ukiah, CA
AGE OLD INQUIRY
I’m writing to you because writing is one of the only things I’m allowed to do right now. I’m in a big fight with my parents because I wasn’t hungry for dinner and instead of eating I was on the phone. Big crime! Well, while I was on the phone my mom pulled the cord out, so I agreed to eat my damn dinner. My mom and dad started giving me a lot of crap telling me they think I’m on dope. Well, forget them, I should start doing some crank! Well, I just had to tell someone my problems. Thanks for listening.
White Dope On Punk
Bound Brook, NJ
P.S. Why are parents such a pain in the ass? (Because they’re there.—Ed.)
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