VAN HALEN FOR THE HECK OF IT!

Hi, I'm Louie! I'm one of the janitors here at the ROCK-SHOTS empire, and I sweep up the floors at night and stuff? Anyway, I saw that the guys here were planning on running pictures of famous rock stars nude and pictures of you yourself they snapped when you weren't looking and, well, probably about every photo in the world you'd ever like to see! I know I had one heck of a time lookin' at them! Yepper! Anyway, I'm gonna play a trick on those guys in the office here and burn all the original photos! Think they'll notice if I slip in some new Van Halen shots instead? Hahaha—and I won't even touch the captions! This'll be great!