THE COUNTRY ISSUE IS OUT NOW!

THE MUG STOPS HERE!

This is getting ridiculous! Since word's gotten around that Mug Shots is the absolute, pos-i-toot coolest place to have your face appear in, so-called celebs are going to outrageous extremes! You heard about the Michael Jackson scalp flambeau accident, we suppose?

July 2, 1984

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THE MUG STOPS HERE!

This is getting ridiculous! Since word's gotten around that Mug Shots is the absolute, pos-i-toot coolest place to have your face appear in, so-called celebs are going to outrageous extremes! You heard about the Michael Jackson scalp flambeau accident, we suppose? Well, just between us'ns, it was no accident. The little joker was trying to spell out the word CREEM in a candle wig, if you can imagine. And Billy Idol? They say he burned his little eyeballs shooting a video and had to wear dark glasses. We are so sure. Billy really had a pair of funny pop-out eyeballs hidden behind his shades, waiting to surprise ROCK-SHOTS' zany photog! What next? We shudder to think!