MOTLEY CRUE BADDEST OF THE BAD!
These dudes in Motley Crue are Baaaaaaaad City! How bad? So bad, they clean their teeth with chainsaws! They wear Marine uniforms when they wanna slip into something comfortable! When they sit around the house, the rats hide! Even their studs have studs! And Christie Brinkley will never call 'em up and remind 'em to bring home the salami! Is that bad? THAT'S BAD!
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MOTLEY CRUE BADDEST OF THE BAD!
These dudes in Motley Crue are Baaaaaaaad City! How bad? So bad, they clean their teeth with chainsaws! They wear Marine uniforms when they wanna slip into something comfortable! When they sit around the house, the rats hide! Even their studs have studs! And Christie Brinkley will never call 'em up and remind 'em to bring home the salami! Is that bad? THAT'S BAD!
