LP COVER AWARDS WHAT'S ROUND & BLACK WITH A HOLE?

That's right! They're round and they're black and they have a hole in the middle. Pretty unimpressive, eh? But what the hell—without 'em, most of us here at "America's Only Rock Rag" would be out of a job. Controversial? You bet! Van Halen's 1984 recently was banned in several foreign countries for its "obscene" (?!?) cover.