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JUMP!

July 2, 1984

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When a Giant Beam From Space suddenly struck and gave insects human intelligence, how could we have known they'd start acting this way? "Yuk," they squeaked at first, scaring most of us who weren't prepared to hear insects actually speak, "you humans listen to too much of that creepy heavy metal music! We will now put it to rest forever by eating those humans that produce it!" Incredible but true! Luckily, ROCK-SHOTS' cameras were there seconds before all these metal producing humans were brutally eaten! And you get to see it all! Let's hope insects never learn how to read, huh?