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It Takes Two To BIFURCATE!

There are many reasons for the sudden flowering of romance and flagrant pigeon-mouthing amongst our young people. After all, in this hot 'n' heavy, wet 'n' wild, dog-eat-meat, heavy 'n' wet, hot as meat, nowa-go-go world of todaysville, we all need someone!

July 2, 1984

It Takes Two To BIFURCATE!

There are many reasons for the sudden flowering of romance and flagrant pigeon-mouthing amongst our young people. After all, in this hot 'n' heavy, wet 'n' wild, dog-eat-meat, heavy 'n' wet, hot as meat, nowa-go-go world of todaysville, we all need someone!

Do these toddlin' twosomes therefore represent the binomial inversion of gender role behavior? The dualism implicit in modern "pop" music?

Or, maybe they're just snug as two bugs in a rug? Gee whiz—who the heck knows?

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