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INVASION OF THE FEMME FATALES!

A small town. A midsummer's day. Children squeal. Squirrels bark. Freshly laundered sheets flip flop in the morning breeze. Wok With Yan on the tube. Everything seemed so quiet, so peaceful. UNTIL "THEY" CAME! Only a handful at first Dangerous lipstick.

July 2, 1984

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INVASION OF THE FEMME FATALES!

We knew it, even then. We saw it happening, yet were powerless to prevent the...

A small town. A midsummer's day. Children squeal. Squirrels bark. Freshly laundered sheets flip flop in the morning breeze. Wok With Yan on the tube. Everything seemed so quiet, so peaceful.

UNTIL "THEY" CAME! Only a handful at first Dangerous lipstick. Feral eye liner. Zippers all over. But nobody noticed until it was too late!

Yes, the Femme Fatales have taken over Anytown, USA! Can you prove beyond any resonable doubt that your wife is really your wife? Your girlfriend really your girlfriend? Your girlfriend knows your wife? Your poodle still a...dawg?

Of course you can'tl We couldn't either. Now, it doesn't matter anymore. The dreaded Femme Fatales have conquered the world on a wink and a flare. No use fighting it now. Sit back. Relax "Enjoy"...NYAH HA HA HA HA!