KISS & TELL

KISS & TELL

Jaan Uhelszki

Go-Go Girls: Belinda Carlisle celebrated the beginning of the baseball season by sending her L.A. Dodger boyfriend, Mike Marshall, to the showers. Yes, the very same man she privately maintained was the proud possessor of a 'big bat.' Belinda has been seen making the rounds with another muscle-bound type, but this time the sport is reportedly football. Can't get enough of those jocks. But what I want to know is who gets custody of the racehorse that Belinda and Mike bought together...Speaking of bats, that sincere English singer Paul Young is also plagued by a nom de dicke of 'King Dong,' by those who know. How should / know if Belinda knows?...Kathy Valentine also seems to be having a change of heart (as well as a change of hair color) and has apparently discarded her boyish swain, actor Rob Lowe, for the more adult tastes of ex-Blondie Clem Burke...Should She Stay Or Should She Go: Kiss & Tell has recently heard that Pearl Harbour has left the arms of Clash-man Paul Simonon, to re-enter the job market and front an all-Japanese Punk Band. I mean, where do these rumors start, at the sushi bar? Although we'd love to see Pearl really stick it to Simonon and link up with the New York City producer Richard Gottehrer...Rock on the Rocks: One of rock's more enduring associations seems to be on the skids. Nice-guy singer Bob Seger and his equally amiable companion of nine years, Jan Dinsdale, are calling it a day. Maybe you shouldn't have waited so long to pop the question, Bobby...Stewart Copeland and his wife, Sonja Kristina, are also having some hard times. Sonja has told friends that the tiff is over Stewart's performance in New York City— obviously a more private performance than the Police's Shea Stadium date last year...Watch Out For The Quiet Ones: Bill Wyman told the London Sun how he hates men who brag about their sex life, then went on to brag that he has had sex with more women than all the having young girlfriends between the ages of 18-23. 'Being in the Rolling Stones doesn't help (me pick up girls). Twenty-two-yearold girls aren't interested in the Rolling Stones.' Apparently Wyman isn't either, after that slag about Mick—could he be looking for work?...I'll tell you who 22-year-old girls are interested in—Jackson Browne. Just ask Daryl 'Splash' Hannah, the healthy blonde star of screen and fin. This unlikely twosome has been spotted in and around Tinseltown (and nowhere near Diablo Canyon) looking very, very friendly towards one another...What Makes Sammy Run: The latest rocker to jump on the fitness, if you'll excuse my expression, bandwagon is Sammy Hagar. He runs no less than 40 miles a week—with at least 20 of those miles up the steep side of Marin County's Mt. Tarrialpais, where the Hagar j home is located (dcMj&yrt|ffl[ mean the other 20 are down the side of Mt. Tam? DuhT. Weil you knew he had to do something to fit into those skintight red leather pants—right? If this wasn't enough of a contribution to better health for today's man. Hagar also has his own personal acupunciuffsi visit him twice a week at . Fantasy Studios in Berkeley where Hagar is recording his next album v.th Ted Templeman .. .Antercise: Adam Ant has the more tiaditional approach to pop fitness. 'HbwfliSt)ffau in shape? I just do the shows. I sweat so much that I lose at least four pounds'a night.' Do you think his exercise program will catch on?...The Emperor's New Clothes: Obviously Ron Wood's job with the Rolling Stones isn't keeping the guy busy enough, so our favorite Keithclone has decided to turn his 'slow' hand to fashion design. Coming soon to stores near you will be a line of Ron Wood Sportswear featuring Wood's sketches. Says one Stones insider: 'They are images he has lived and felt for years.' Huh? Does that mean we should expect to see G-clefs and chord progressions nattered all over stone-washed jeans?...Pop Playthings: And you wondered how they spent all that money, right? Well, Gary and Martin Kemp of Spandau Ballet showed a bit of sibling rivalry. It seems Gary got a spanking new red Porsche, and not to be outdone, Martin went down to the dealership and purchased the very same model in blue...Fanatics: Tom Bailey revealed to Kiss & Tell some shenanigans at a recent Thompson Twins show In Britain. 'The other night, girls balloons, taking their knickers off, (that's panties to you. sailor),-wrapping them around the balloons, and floating them onto the stage. I presume there was sdme sexual interest in that." I don't know why you'd say that, Tom-except they toeren't balloons. Torn Summer Romance: David Lee Roth has en spotted playing kissy-face th the brunette lovely who was featured with David in the MTV 'Lost Weekend' promo. It seems Roth was so smfffen with the deb that he even took her on a lost weekend of his own, down to the ^Caribbean. ...Odd Couple: Is it possible that Joe Perry is really canning his Project to team up with first generation glam-rocker Alice Cooper, for an album and tour that is to be under the aegis of Island Records?...As always, remember, if you have to Kiss & Tell, Kiss & Tell me...

Rolling Stones combined, a figure that he modestly puts at 1,000. 'I've had girls who have been with Mick and I've heard very disappointing reports on his performances,' Wyman confided to the rag. He went on to say that he keeps his boyish good looks (his words, not mine) by