EURYTHMICS: SEPARATE BOTTLES ON THE SAME SHELF

Eurythmics are a good see. Can't argue with that. From their bee-zarre videos to their socko stage presentation, Annie and Dave have folks as fascinated and perplexed as jittery patio furniture before a hurricane.

Thought by certain observers to be classic one-hit wonders, the Eurythmics have demonstrated remarkable staying power on the charts. Their music may leave some listeners colder than Annie's eyes, but it's selling, and that is the point.

You can't argue with the image either. While it's true that controversy always generates attention, the validity of such regard is questionable. Useless twerps like Marilyn and Frankie Goes To Hollywood are getting noticed as well, but are undoubtedly big zeros in the longevity department. Remember the Village People? Neither do we.

Annie and Dave aren't exactly the secretive type in interviews. They appear to expend actual thought on their replies, and don't hesitate to correct or expand on one another's words. Maybe it's just part of the act, but if so, they sure let out some awfully vulnerable information for pretenders.