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MONKEYS PAWED MY OBELISK

From The Journal Of A Dauphin: Friday, the 20th. Woke at dawn. Aftereffects of “controlled experiment” seem to be subsiding. Trembling has abated. Hair has resumed growing on arms. Walked about Chelsea for two hours, Ate at Joe’s. Home: watched Dream House.

May 1, 1984
Edouard Dauphin

MONKEYS PAWED MY OBELISK

Edouard Dauphin

From The Journal Of A Dauphin:

Friday, the 20th. Woke at dawn. Aftereffects of “controlled experiment” seem to be subsiding. Trembling has abated. Hair has resumed growing on arms. Walked about Chelsea for two hours, Ate at Joe’s. Home: watched Dream House. Couple from Sacramento did not win The Usher. CREEM phoned, wanted story on Van Halen. Haggled over money. After an hour, they gave in, agreed to pay me some.

Thursday, the 26th. Doctor X says I’m almost back to normal. (Ha!) CREEM called again. Looks like I’ll be hooking up with Van Halen either in Florida or Southern California. Check weather for both areas. Each is sunny, in high ’70s. Which way to the airport? CREEM rings back with a slight change of plans. I’ll be meeting Van Halen in Dayton, Ohio, where the temperature is 8 degrees. Begin jabbing pins in a voodoo doll labeled Dave DiMartino.

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