ANOTHER STRANGE INVASION!
Good Lord! The world in a massive uproar in late '83, and you—poor you—probably didn't even realize it! Why? Because you were one of the unfortunates who failed to buy the September issue of National Space & Tobacco Report Monthy—and thus heard nothing of the incredible threat posed by the S'lgugu!
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ANOTHER STRANGE INVASION!
Good Lord! The world in a massive uproar in late '83, and you—poor you—probably didn't even realize it! Why? Because you were one of the unfortunates who failed to buy the September issue of National Space & Tobacco Report Monthy—and thus heard nothing of the incredible threat posed by the S'lgugu! What's that?
You say you've never heard of S'lgugu? Those monsters! The S'lgugu—a merciless race of compact, white cylindrical beings— invaded the Northern hemisphere in mid-summer and the destruction they left in their wake has still not been fully determined! Upon emerging from their spacecraft (strategically designed to resemble a pack of Lark cigarettes), these monstrous beings went about their deadly business by sailing through the atmosphere and instantly adhering to the upper lips of well-known male celebrities! Grimly the world watched as these evil parasitic creatures sucked the blood from each and every one of our favorite entertainers! "It was terrible," commented Jack Nicholson's pal, Freddie! Hope they don't come, and get us next!
