Yow! As punishment for Cheap Trick's past albums, Robin Zander has been tarred and feathered by a mob of disillusioned fans! "Honest," he insists, "the next one's a lot better. Really." So the fans have decided to give him another chance. Unfortunately, they've only given him another chance to live, not sing, and plan on punishing him further by dressing him up as Woodsy Owl and dragging him down Hollywood Boulevard on a leash! "Don't pollute," pleads the feathered chirpster, "Give a hoot!" You did, Tweetie-pie, and look where that got you!

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