SCRATCH 'N' SNIFF WITH THE GLIMMER TWINS
Yes, friends, here it is. My spanking new, right-out-of-the-bag copy of Undercover, the latest Rolling Stones album.
THE ROLLING STONES Undercover (Rolling Stones)
by Billy Altman
Yes, friends, here it is. My spanking new, right-out-of-the-bag copy of Undercover, the latest Rolling Stones album. And a fine piece of merchandise it appears to be. You know, this is, after all, the first Rolling Stones audience participation record since, well, Sticky Fingers, and we all know how good that package was, right? So I tell you what. Since I know that everyone out there is all paranoid about spoiling their copy of this LF—wouldn’t want yet another Velvet Underground cover without the banana peel, now would we?—1 will, during the course of this review, in the interests of science, carefully remove the seven stickers on my own personal Stones album while the record is playing at the rate of one sticker per every 1.43 songs. You folks at home just follow along as I go through the stickers; those of you in the studio audience just watch the monitors. Alright then, let’s get right to it, shall we?