1983 CREEM ROCK 'N' ROLL READERS' POLL BALLOT
Yoo-hoo! Guess what time it is? No, no, not Howdy Doody time. Not time to greet the Merry Mouseketeers. And definitely not time for any more brain function than you're accustomed to when reading this magazine. It's time for you, the wooly electorate,
1983 CREEM ROCK 'N' ROLL READERS' POLL BALLOT
Yoo-hoo! Guess what time it is? No, no, not Howdy Doody time. Not time to greet the Merry Mouseketeers. And definitely not time for any more brain function than you're accustomed to when reading this magazine. It's time for you, the wooly electorate, to become you, the rock 'n' roll authority I The final word I The Consumer's Guidepersonagel Pretty funny—we know—but not as funny as if we, the hanging jury, picked the winners. Joe "Deli" Russo would win every categoryl
All you have to do is mark your ballot carefully, making "sure" to FILL IN EVERY CATEGORY with realisticappearing names. Then you just send it along to:
CREEM READERS' POLL P.O. BOX P-1064 BIRMINGHAM, Ml 48012
Listen up—we can't count your vote if we receive it after Dec. 15, 1983. Yeah, yeah—hey, tuff— it's the way of the world, palsl Plus—please vote only for records released in 1983, and for living humans, OK? How can you tell if they're alive? Don't ask usl Just sit yourself down right now and VOTE TODAYI Or, simply, die!
OFFICIAL BALLOT
1983 CREEM Rock 'n' Roll Poll