Hi! I’m a girl. I'm a geisha. I'm a waitress. I'm a blow-up doll. I'm a woman. I’m a nurse. I’m a senile wench. I'm a first grade teacher, I'm a queen. I'm a mannequin. I'm a hooker and a dumb londe, and a babysitter, and a bus driver and a diva and a typesetter and a physical therapist and a topless dancer From Tacoma, WA—and while I have voluntarily submitted to become all of the above solleciively, I never did wanna be no DREEM!