Rock 'n' Roll News
Duran Duran spent their summer vacation in Montserrat, “putting on weight,” or so sez Simon Le Bon, group lip. It’s not just gluttony—the boys blame the extra poundage on the lack of nubiles to chase the sex godz about. Amplified stick Nick, “There’s all these little girls who obviously think black cats are much cuter than I am!” We wouldn’t touch that one with a 10-foot Plumper.
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Duran Duran spent their summer vacation in Montserrat, “putting on weight,” or so sez Simon Le Bon, group lip. It’s not just gluttony—the boys blame the extra poundage on the lack of nubiles to chase the sex godz about. Amplified stick Nick, “There’s all these little girls who obviously think black cats are much cuter than 1 am!” We wouldn’t touch that one with a 10-foot Plumper.
doe “King” Carrasco dropped us a zippy Aztec postcard from scenic Columbia, where he and the Crowns are the first new music group to tour the country. The guys did an Independence Day show in Bogota (“one of the highest capitals in the world”), and plan on doing “video, recording, TV and research on South American vegetation.” Better bring us back some samples, Joe. In the name of science, of course.
Plasmatics tape queen Wendy O. Williams is filling in her offtour time filming a cinematic gem entitled Hell Camp Of The Gland Robbers. No word yet on release dates or specific glands.