Yoo hoo! Yes, CREEM readers, it is I, Mr. Mike, here to tell all ou guys out there in Readerland that geing part of the Van Halen or anizationis a tremendous, deeply moving, almost religious experience! Yep! And now that I've told you that, I might as well also tell you that the sky is green! That's right! And did you know that now, with the new rules, two plus two equals five? Yep! It's lots of fun! I'm glad they changed those dumb rules, anyhow! Oh well, time to get on this skateboard behind me. Bye!