So you wanna be a rock 'n' roll star, eh? Drink champagne, eat caviar, wear only the grooviest clothes, and drive a Mercedes? Well, as Bryan Adams so graphically illustrates here, things ain't what they useta be and this ain't the summer of love!

Hey, it s a tough lot in lite being a rock star today, what with the terrible shape of the economy and the record companies' new streamlined budgets, but what the hey! Bryan's still grinning and bearinc it, and just where would we be without neat guys like him?