ELECTIVE POP-TICIANS

Next Thursday is our General Election, though youd never know it from the press—currently theyre decoying us over the question of whether or not that extra half-inch" on the Princess of Wales waistline means shes preggers again. Rather tactless choice of decoy matter, actually, since last week la Di had a less than successful meeting with some school-levers up in the chronically depressed North.