CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE

CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE

DEPARTMRNTS

Robert Christgau

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JOAN ARMATRADING: "The Key" (A&M):: Folkies manque to the contrary, its not hard rock shes unsuited for, a point she drives home on the side-openers, which are as nasty as this album gets both musically and emotionally, and also as rousing. What shes unsuited for is pop—the way Steve Lillywhites hooks lockstep with her alto singsong on The Key," Drop The Pilot," and The Game Of Love" makes the friendly sentiments expressed therein seem quite mechanical. And since shes always been a tough broad, that may well be the case.B

THE B-52S: Whammy!" (Warner Bros.):: Though they still pick up some great ideas at interplanetary garage sales, their celebration of the pop mess-around is getting earthier. Whammy Kiss" and Butterbean" do actually concern sex and food, respectively, while Legal Tender" and Queen Of Las Vegas" show off a healthy respect for money—that is, a disrespectful attraction to its alluring usefulness. Song For A Future Generation" is a completely affectionate, completely undeluded look at the doomed, hopeful, cheerfully insincere dreams and schemes of the kids who dance to B-52s songs. And the Yoko Ono tribute is for real. A-

JOE KING" CARRASCO AND THE CROWNS: Party Weekend" (MCA):: Even when he was nervoused out Joe King always used to be fun because what kept him going was high spirits—at worst, a little extra adrenalin. Now he sounds as hyper and overextended as Richard Gottehrers production. Good parties are such fragile things. B

ALBERT COLLINS: Dont Lose Your Cool"(Alligator):: Kicking off with a blistering boogie, borrowing wisdom from Percy Mayfield and wit from Oscar Brown Jr., and played with an edge throughout, this is everything you could ask of a blues album except—except that it isnt quite not just another good blues album. A must for aficionados and a fine introduction for novices, but inbetweeners can live rich and meaningful lives without it. B +

MILES DAVIS: Star People" (Columbia):: Its said that Miles has soloed better recently, and that the music relies on blues cliches. But like Agharta, this is the bands record, although unlike Agharta it works because Miles reins the band in—Mike Sterns blues duties keep him unfused, John Scofield gains needed muscle, Bill Evans hardly opens his embouchure. Anyway, blues is supposed to be a music of reinvented cliches. And Miles sounds fairly fine. A-

DURAN DURAN: Rio" (Capitol):: With music drily electronic enough to pass for new wave and moistly textural enough to go over as pop, lyrics that rearrange received language from several levels of discourse into a noncommital private doggerel, and a limitless supply of Bowie clones to handle the vocal chores, this is Anglodisco at its most solemnly expedient. It lacks even the forced cheerfulness of (whatever happened to?) Haircut 100 (wait, I dont really want to know), and if it had as many hooks as A Flock Of Seagulls (not bloody likely) it still wouldnt be silly enough to be any fun.C-

HEAVEN 17" (Arista):: As communiques—in Britain, where this group speaks directly to a general youth public— these coal-to-gnomic commentaries on a modernity in which jobs arent roles, dreams arent ideals, and the personal isnt quite the political undoubtedly earn some anthemic aura. As artifacts—in the U.S., where this group is sometimes confused with Duran Duran—theyre dance music, albeit with generally thought-provoking hooks. B +

HEAVEN 17: ËœThe Luxury Gap" (Arista):: Although their second U.S. album lacks the surface appeal of the debut compilation, it runs deeper, and politics makes the difference—not because their conscience impels them to come up with likable protest novelties like Fascist Groove Thing" and Lets All Make A Bomb," but because their compassion induces them to explore a subject to which they have privileged access. Nowhere else in music or sociology will you learn so much about the would-be hedonists who live the technopop/Anglodisco life. Obsessed with an upward mobility that fails to produce the advertised highs, their protagonists suffer the weariness known only to those who habitually overtax their wills. And Glenn Gregorys cultivated, wellmeaning vocals combine concerned observation with hard experience just soulfully enough. A-

LEGAL WEAPON: Death Of Innocence" (Arsenal):: Since like so much L.A. gothic this punk metal cultivates melodrama with an enthusiasm that could be campier, I dont quite know how to take Kat Arthurs tales of young woe. If she really did get sodomized by daddy on the floor, the hooky crudity of her response is guts ball. But if she just thought incest a fitting hook for such a crude grabber of a riff, she should have thought some more. And the strain of such distinctions renders the crudity less satisfying than its hooks warrant. Address: Box 1083, Del Mar, CA 92014.B +

LEGAL WEAPON: Your Weapon" (Arsenal):: The follow-up is less unrelenting than the debut, but its also subtler in crucial little ways— tempo change here, Byrdsy decoration there, burr in the throat all over the place. Kat Arthur may well be turning into Joan Jett with something to say and something else to say with it. Shes still young and she still means it, but shes gained perspective on her bombed-out blues. A-

BOB MARLEY & THE WAILERS: Confrontation" (Island):: There are no major songs among these lovingly selected outtakes, and on side two the material drags as low as the forced, synth-drenched I Know." But even that one has a bridge typical of the songcraft that set Marley apart from his brethren, and on every track his vivacious attention to detail jumps out when you listen up. Inspirational verse: Oh Lord, give me a session not another version."B +

JUDY MOWATT: "Black Woman" (Shanachie):: Mowatt seems like an exceptionally decent person. Her avowals of sisterhood are a welcome corrective to Rasta sexism. But as a frontwoman shes a backup singer. The straightforward decorum of her timbre suits her fine, but her lack of inborn dramatic grace and soul technique make her modest tunes more tedious than they have to be. And I dont hear the boys in the band putting their backs into it. B-

NEW ORDER: "Power, Corruption And Lies" (Factus):: The second or third Joy Division II album has occasioned disputation among the faithful. Some claim that it cynically recycles their riffs, while others think it raises that old new music to transcendent summits. Me, I find it relatively gentle and melodic in its ambient postindustrial polyrhythms, their nicest record ever. I also think it sounds pretty much like the others. B +

PINK FLOYD: "The Final Cut" (Col umbia):: Though I wish this rewarded close listening like John Williams, Fripp & Eno, or the Archies, its a comfort to encounter antiwar rock that has the weight of years of self-pity behind it—tends to add both literary and political resonance. With this band, aural resonance is a given. C +

A.C. REED & HIS SPARK PLUGS: "Take These Blues And Shove Em" (Ice Cube):: The crudest blues album anybodys made on purpose since Hound Dog Taylor died allows this saxophone player to sing—about needing a day job. Unlike his sometime leader Albert Collins, Reed doesnt stand a chance of knocking you over with his chops, which he knows. Unlike his noncousin Jimmy (whose tunes and harp parts hes wont to lift), hes far from certain to win you over with his slurs, either. This he may not know. But his earthiness is down-and-dirty enough to ensure that hell come close. Address: 2615 North Wilton Avenue, Chicago, IL 60614.B +

THE REPLACEMENTS: "Hootenanny" (Twin/Tone):: Thrashing their guitars or shambling like bumpkins or reading the personals w/musical accompaniment, this young band has a loose, free-wheeling craziness that remains miraculously unaffected after three records. Theyll try anything—theres even synthesized percussion on one cut. If the rock n roll spirit is your bottom line, youll love em. But because they play it so loose they do gravitate toward sloppy noise, which means that too often theyre more conceptual than a loose, free-wheeling rock n roll band ought to be. Address: 445 Oliver Avenue South, Minneapolis, MN 55405. B +

RICHARD THOMPSON: "Hand Of Kindness" (Hannibal):: Divested of Linda, RT stands tall as just another first-rate singer-songwriter. Near as I can tell, he divides his first solo album since 1972s passing strange Henry The Human Fly between the four songs on side one that say a poisoned farewell to his tear-stained wife and the four songs on side two that praise her replacement for saving his life before warning her not to toy with his affections and criticizing her dancing. Rocking in that blocky Morris-dance manner, but distinctly contemporary, these could be passing stranger. Theyre of such uniformly excellent quality, however, that even Warren Zevon, say, will be hard-pressed to top them in 1983. Gosh. A-

FONZI THORNTON: "The Leader" (RCA Victor):: As a fan of this winning second banana, Id hoped hed earn his title. Unfortunately, no quantity of returned favors from such class pop-funkers as Kashif, Ray Chew, and Nile & Bernard will do the trick for a man who not only doesnt sing as indelibly as pathfinder Luther Vandross, which is understandable, but doesnt write as indelibly either. Best Chic song: the perky Perfect Lover." C +

PETER TOSH: "Mama Africa" (EMI America):: A surprisingly good album from a man whos been acting the fool for years, but the qualitys in the groove, not the man—and in the Afrogroove rather than the reggae groove at that. Best songs: Stop That Train," which he almost ruins with lounge-roots phrasing, and Maga Dog," which has never sounded better. Both were written in the 60s. B

U2: War" (Island):: The deadly European virus thats always tainted this band turns out to be their characteristic melodic device, a medieval-sounding unresolved fifth frequently utilized by monks in Hollywood movies. In other respects, however, their hot album is rock n roll indeed. The Edge becomes a tuneful guitarist by the simple expedient of not soloing, and if Bono has too many Gregorian moments his conviction still carries the music. Anyway, Ill take his militant if pacifist Christianity (The real battle has begun/To claim the victory Jesus won") over most of the secular humanism and Jah love rockers are going for these days.B+l&'