''Well, dadburn it, anyway. I was over at Eddie and Alex's nouse helping 'em whitewash Aunt Polly's fence, when Valerie comes out and tells me to clean up my act. So I went and got this riverboat (named after one of those dames I hadda take out paternity insurance on), found this swamp, and I ain't never back. Why, me and James are just gonna float upstream, enjoying life on the Mississippi. You see, Valerie wants to adopt and sivilize me, and I can't stand itl I been there before!"