Here are the members of ZZ Top displaying their very favorite guitars in the whole wide world! Hey, wait a goldarn minute here!! That ain't no guitar on the left! Why, that's one of them automobiles!! Darn, that guy—always trying to be different! No beard, no hat, what a joker! So what do the guys on the right have to say about this whole deal? "Somebody help us!! We cain't get these hats off our heads!!!!"