TONI BASIL'S MICKEY MANIA
“Well, dear. What seems to be the problem?” “It’s like this, Doc. There I’ll be, minding my own business, listening to Motorhead or something, and all of a sudden it—Doc, help me Doc, I can’t hold it back any—OH MICKEY YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY MIC-KEY, HEY MICKEY!! See what I mean, Doc? It’s been the same ever since that single came out.
TONI BASIL'S MICKEY MANIA
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“Well, dear. What seems to be the problem?”
“It’s like this, Doc. There I’ll be, minding my own business, listening to Motorhead or something, and all of a sudden it—Doc, help me Doc, I can’t hold it back any—OH MICKEY YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY MIC-KEY, HEY MICKEY!! See what I mean, Doc? It’s been the same ever since that single came out. Two and a half years, Doc. Do you know what that does to a person? The cheerleading outfits I can live with—my old man reckons it’s a vast improvement on the leather pants and ‘Ace Of Spades’ T-shirt—and even the cats aren’t scared of the pompoms anymore. But it’s taken over my mind, Doc. I’ll wake up in the morning and there it’ll be when the radio alarm goes off, and my eyes’ll start darting around my head like guppies and my feet’ll skip out of bed and my—Here it comes again!— OH MICKEY YOU’RE SO FINE YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND-”
“Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey! Hmm, seems this thing is mighty contagious.”