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HEAVY METAL: THE END...OR WORSE?

Is is true? Are the Scorpions all playing guitar at the same time? Are they making so much noise they are now totally deaf? Yes! It is true! The Scorpions are totally deaf—and in fact have been for years! They've fooled you, and so have we! Look at those Heavy Metal Heroes!

April 2, 1983

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HEAVY METAL: THE END...OR WORSE?

Is is true?

Are the Scorpions all playing guitar at the same time?

Are they making so much noise they are now totally deaf?

Yes!

It is true!

The Scorpions are totally deaf—and in fact have been for years! They've fooled you, and so have we!

Look at those Heavy Metal Heroes!

Just look!

Yuck!