Calling all girls! In response to the ever-growing, petulant feminine demands sent to this office on Ambush-scented pink stationery, we bring you...Philthy Animal, a man for the '80s! Philthy is man enough to protect you on the way home from the V.D. clinic, but sensitive enough to block your needlepoint and set your hair on spoolies. Don't let his gruff exterior fool you; Philthy is a domesticated beast, and box-trained to boot! Take this warm, wiggly male home and you'll get lots of big, wet kisses as you revel in the mature, intimate companionship only a degenerate can deliver. Ooooooeeeee!