VICTIMS OF SEXISTANCE
Caveat: much of the following has been said before. But hey, boys, you keep delivering the same old goods and we hacks will be more dutiful than Pavlov's dogs. To wit: H20 is very much like the women Hall and Oates have been writing about all along, especially women that are not dogs.
VICTIMS OF SEXISTANCE
HALL & OATES H20 (RCA)
by Laura Fisainger
Caveat: much of the following has been said before. But hey, boys, you keep delivering the same old goods and we hacks will be more dutiful than Pavlov's dogs.
To wit: H20 is very much like the women Hall and Oates have been writing about all along, especially women that are not dogs. The inference is that they are sleek, temperately trendy, appropriately smart and quirky, and grotesquely self-centered—involved enough to have had herpes, but detached enough to have cured themselves. Single-handedly.
So how does any red-blooded person (or dog) react to such deadly splendor? Bow wow! Get down, be white, get funky, get yours, get off, go home, feel like woof. In an era of unprecedented pop gorgeousness that technology has now wrought, nobody white