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Please send letters to: MAIL Dept., CREEM Magazine P.O. Box P-1064 Birmingham, Ml 48102 ARS LONGA VITA ELVIS Oh, oh. Solid Gold is on. Think I’m going to be sick. You’d think that getting rid of Andy Gimp would be a step in the right direction, but look who they replaced him with—Rex Smith!!

January 1, 1983

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Please send letters to: MAIL Dept., CREEM Magazine P.O. Box P-1064 Birmingham, Ml 48102

ARS LONGA VITA ELVIS

Oh, oh. Solid Gold is on. Think I’m going to be sick. You’d think that getting rid of Andy Gimp would be a step in the right direction, but look who they replaced him with—Rex Smith!!

They got to be joking. This guy’s a bit too much, always swinging his arms and wiggling his butt during both fade-ins and fade-outs, and always throwing in an “Oh yeah!” or “Alright1” at every given opportunity. And watch how he grovels and swoons at every given opportunity*

“I don’t have to tell you what a superstar our next guest is...”

Who the fuck is this guy trying to be? A young, white Sammy Davis, Jr.? 1 mean this guy actually laughs out loud at the “jokes”!?! Talk about a twit out of control!

Sq who’s responsible for getting this idiot on national television? Has Don Kirshner got anything to do with this show? They should’ve gotten his brother Michael Lee Smith, instead. God(z) knows he could use the work, and at least he’s got one thing going for him—at least he’s ugly.

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