"I'm back! Yeah, it's Eddie—Eddie Van Halen... and although you've seen me in this space with other cars, forget all that—this is the car, my own true love, my sauerbraten baby, my Porsche. What's that? Buy American? Nah.

See—out here in California we have to stack our cars on top of each other so the mudslides don't wash 'em away, and my little Porscheski here won't crush Valerie's similar little krautmobile. Or something like that..."