Well, the little girls didn't understand, and Round Trip didn't work the anticipated miracles. So Bruce Gary has got his skins all packed up, as he prepares to leave his pals in the Knack (sob, sob) and become one of Jack Bruce's Friends.

But, hey, Bruce! A BMW3201 is a great buy for a rock star, but from the look of things, wouldn't you be better off with a station wagon or a van? Bruce slaps his forehead. "Gosh! I could have had a V-8!" says he. Oh, well. All's well that ends well is what we always say!