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MUG SHOTS

Putting a camera in front of a star is like bombarding Iowa with stereo sooees...that is to say, you sort of know what to expect. When it comes to the stars, we expect shameless pandering. What we get is shameless pandering. Silly fun. Hell, let's face it: dumbness.

March 2, 1982

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MUG SHOTS

Putting a camera in front of a star is like bombarding Iowa with stereo sooees...that is to say, you sort of know what to expect.

When it comes to the stars, we expect shameless pandering. What we get is shameless pandering. Silly fun. Hell, let's face it: dumbness.

Glance at these tributes to regression if you don't believe it: these are some real role models for any of mankind's more distant relatives.