THE COUNTRY ISSUE IS OUT NOW!

KIM CARNES

No! Please! Don't squeeze me through this sewer grating with that rubber mallet! Look, I know you're sick of that song—I am too—but please, think this through! Without me there wouldn't be a "Marty Feldman's Eyes," and no references to Bonnie Tyler for a coupla years!

March 2, 1982

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KIM CARNES

No! Please! Don't squeeze me through this sewer grating with that rubber mallet! Look, I know you're sick of that song—I am too—but please, think this through! Without me there wouldn't be a "Marty Feldman's Eyes," and no references to Bonnie Tyler for a coupla years! Just because you'll be hearing that record on oldie goldie radio shows for the rest of your lives is no reason to be mad at me I Honest I